She's JV to your varsity
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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