Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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