Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
