Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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