i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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