i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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