So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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