playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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