you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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