So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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