i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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