i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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