Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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