sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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