hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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