Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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