How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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