But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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