dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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