1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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