In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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