He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
