I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
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So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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