Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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