Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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