Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
How external is "for external use only"?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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