when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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