I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
All I want is dick and wine.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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