How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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