Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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