i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
