Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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