But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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