That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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