i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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