He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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