I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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