Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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