We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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