I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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