i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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