Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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