Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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