walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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