she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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