I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Drunk is a universal language darling
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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