I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
"it" just moved
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Sponge bath it is.
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he wants to bone in the snuggie
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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