just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Shame is for Republicans.
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