U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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