So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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