So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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