the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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