: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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