24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Did I show you my penis last night?
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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