he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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