shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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